Chris Roams
Travel, Adventures, and Photography
Movie Country
June 11, 2012
After my night at 10,000 feet it was time to cross over to the trailhead at Whitney Portal and get ready to start hiking. Even though I was already high up in the Sierras there was no direct way across so I had to drop all the way back down to the desert floor, through the Alabama Hills, and then back up via a different route. The Alabama Hills sit right at the foot of the Sierras and nearly everyone has seen them, usually without realizing it. When Clint Eastwood is defending a Mexican village in Joe Kidd, when Russell Crowe is riding across Spain in Gladiator, and when Robert Downey Jr is kidnapped by Afghani militants in Iron Man they are all actually in the Alabama Hills. The convenient location relative to Los Angeles has made this a go-to destination for generic desert scenes since the dawn of Hollywood westerns.
Whitney Portal is another tiny outpost at the terminus of another dead-end road up into the edge of the Sierra, although even this road has a Hollywood pedigree: it was the featured steep and winding road in The Long Long Trailer. A small store at the top of the road sells t-shirts, bumper stickers, and cheeseburgers while visitors try their luck fishing in a small pond out front or wander over to take pictures of a waterfall on the edge of the parking lot. I had reserved a spot at the "family campground" a mile downhill from the trailhead. Even though I had specifically reserved a tent spot it looked like just another paved spot for a Winnebagos to park in while its generator thumps away. Fortunately the Portal also has a "walk-in" hiker's campground right at the trailhead with a few tent spots scattered around a communal fire pit in a grove of trees. I quickly abandoned my reservation down the hill and set up at the hiker's campground. With the advantage that I was right at the trailhead and would not have to get back on the bike in the morning I took the time to pull my hiking gear off the bike and get ready for the next day before turning in to get a good night's sleep.
Most of my neighbors were there to day-hike the mountain, planning to start just before sunrise so that they could cover the 22 mile round-trip and hopefully get back just after sunset. Their nervous glances at the line of headlamps winding their way down the trail switchbacks above the portal revealed their anxiety about their plans. Unfortunately I was awoken by my neighbors at 3am as they were preparing to hit the trail. To be fair it wasn't their preparations that woke me, it was the fact that they were yelling at the 2 bears that had wandered into camp. All my food was safely secured in the bear box back at the parking lot, it sounded like my neighbors were doing an adequate job of yelling, and in any case I had left my bear spray (a can of pepper spray the size of a small fire extinguisher) on the bike so I rolled over and went back to sleep.



Whitney Portal is another tiny outpost at the terminus of another dead-end road up into the edge of the Sierra, although even this road has a Hollywood pedigree: it was the featured steep and winding road in The Long Long Trailer. A small store at the top of the road sells t-shirts, bumper stickers, and cheeseburgers while visitors try their luck fishing in a small pond out front or wander over to take pictures of a waterfall on the edge of the parking lot. I had reserved a spot at the "family campground" a mile downhill from the trailhead. Even though I had specifically reserved a tent spot it looked like just another paved spot for a Winnebagos to park in while its generator thumps away. Fortunately the Portal also has a "walk-in" hiker's campground right at the trailhead with a few tent spots scattered around a communal fire pit in a grove of trees. I quickly abandoned my reservation down the hill and set up at the hiker's campground. With the advantage that I was right at the trailhead and would not have to get back on the bike in the morning I took the time to pull my hiking gear off the bike and get ready for the next day before turning in to get a good night's sleep.
Most of my neighbors were there to day-hike the mountain, planning to start just before sunrise so that they could cover the 22 mile round-trip and hopefully get back just after sunset. Their nervous glances at the line of headlamps winding their way down the trail switchbacks above the portal revealed their anxiety about their plans. Unfortunately I was awoken by my neighbors at 3am as they were preparing to hit the trail. To be fair it wasn't their preparations that woke me, it was the fact that they were yelling at the 2 bears that had wandered into camp. All my food was safely secured in the bear box back at the parking lot, it sounded like my neighbors were doing an adequate job of yelling, and in any case I had left my bear spray (a can of pepper spray the size of a small fire extinguisher) on the bike so I rolled over and went back to sleep.



About Me

I am a former information security consultant and that role involved almost constant travel within the US and internationally. I usually managed to squeeze in some personal time if I was on the road for work so I've been fortunate to explore many cities around the world and some of the areas outside those cities. These days I still work in information security but my consulting days are over so I spend more time traveling purely for recreation rather than work.
My current main adventure rig for long-term expeditions out west is a Chevy Colorado ZR2 pulling a 19' Airstream. I also have a 1969 Volkswagen Beetle set up in Class 11 style (oversized off-road tires but otherwise mostly stock) stashed in San Diego. Many of my previous adventures were on the back of a BMW G650GS motorcycle that met a sad end passing through a deer on Interstate 90 in Montana.
For seaborne adventures I have 41' sailboat, currently moored in Boston Harbor. I lived aboard her for about 3 years when I wasn't traveling on my motorcycle.
These days, when I'm not traveling, I live in a cabin in the White Mountains of New Hampshire where hiking, climbing, skiing, and canoeing are all just a few minutes away.
My inner 13 year old is very disappointed in that I no longer spend sufficient time playing video games due to these other activities.
Affiliations and Certifications

I am a former information security consultant and that role involved almost constant travel within the US and internationally. I usually managed to squeeze in some personal time if I was on the road for work so I've been fortunate to explore many cities around the world and some of the areas outside those cities. These days I still work in information security but my consulting days are over so I spend more time traveling purely for recreation rather than work.
My current main adventure rig for long-term expeditions out west is a Chevy Colorado ZR2 pulling a 19' Airstream. I also have a 1969 Volkswagen Beetle set up in Class 11 style (oversized off-road tires but otherwise mostly stock) stashed in San Diego. Many of my previous adventures were on the back of a BMW G650GS motorcycle that met a sad end passing through a deer on Interstate 90 in Montana.
For seaborne adventures I have 41' sailboat, currently moored in Boston Harbor. I lived aboard her for about 3 years when I wasn't traveling on my motorcycle.
These days, when I'm not traveling, I live in a cabin in the White Mountains of New Hampshire where hiking, climbing, skiing, and canoeing are all just a few minutes away.
My inner 13 year old is very disappointed in that I no longer spend sufficient time playing video games due to these other activities.
Affiliations and Certifications
- Pemigewasset Valley Search and Rescue Team - Lieutenant
- AMC Boston Rock Program - Program Co-Director and Instructor
- Harvard Mountaineering Club - Cabin Board Member
- Plymouth Flying Club - President
- Campton-Thornton Fire-Rescue - EMT
- American Alpine Club - Member
- Access Fund - Member
- Rumney Climbers Association - Member
- Private Pilot, FAA Part 61 (Airplane Single-Engine Land)
- Remote Pilot, FAA Part 107 (Small Unmanned Aircraft Systems)
- SSI Advanced Open Water Diver
- Eagle Scout
- Acadia National Park
- Adirondacks
- Aerial
- Airstream
- Ancient Bristlecone Pines
- Anza-Borrego
- Appalachian Trail
- Arches National Park
- Backpacking
- Bad Larry
- Bears Ears National Monument
- Boatpacking
- Boston
- Bryce Canyon National Park
- Canoeing
- Canyon de Chelly National Park
- Canyoneering
- Canyonlands National Park
- Capitol Reef National Park
- Caribbean
- Catskills
- Cities
- Climbing
- Colorado National Monument
- Colorado Plateau
- Death Valley National Park
- Europe
- Fisher Towers
- Grand Canyon National Park
- Grand Staircase-Escalante National Monument
- Grand Teton National Park
- Gunks
- Hiking
- Iceland
- Joshua Tree National Park
- Lassen Volcanic National Park
- Manzanar National Historic Site
- Mojave Desert
- Mojave National Preserve
- Mountaineering
- Mt Washington
- Mt Whitney
- Natural Bridges National Monument
- New York CIty
- Pacific Northwest
- Petrified Forest National Park
- Pinnacles National Monument
- Red Roamer
- Road Trips
- Rocky Mountains
- Ruins
- Sailing
- San Diego
- San Francisco
- Sequoia National Park
- Sierra Nevada
- Skiing
- Sonora Desert
- Spelunking
- Superbloom
- Superstition Mountains
- White Mountains
- Yellowstone National Park
- Yosemite National Park
- Zion National Park
- Acadia National Park
- Adirondacks
- Aerial
- Airstream
- Ancient Bristlecone Pines
- Anza-Borrego
- Appalachian Trail
- Arches National Park
- Backpacking
- Bad Larry
- Bears Ears National Monument
- Boatpacking
- Boston
- Bryce Canyon National Park
- Canoeing
- Canyon de Chelly National Park
- Canyoneering
- Canyonlands National Park
- Capitol Reef National Park
- Caribbean
- Catskills
- Cities
- Climbing
- Colorado National Monument
- Colorado Plateau
- Death Valley National Park
- Europe
- Fisher Towers
- Grand Canyon National Park
- Grand Staircase-Escalante National Monument
- Grand Teton National Park
- Gunks
- Hiking
- Iceland
- Joshua Tree National Park
- Lassen Volcanic National Park
- Manzanar National Historic Site
- Mojave Desert
- Mojave National Preserve
- Mountaineering
- Mt Washington
- Mt Whitney
- Natural Bridges National Monument
- New York CIty
- Pacific Northwest
- Petrified Forest National Park
- Pinnacles National Monument
- Red Roamer
- Road Trips
- Rocky Mountains
- Ruins
- Sailing
- San Diego
- San Francisco
- Sequoia National Park
- Sierra Nevada
- Skiing
- Sonora Desert
- Spelunking
- Superbloom
- Superstition Mountains
- White Mountains
- Yellowstone National Park
- Yosemite National Park
- Zion National Park